Ruth Vader Ginsburg
Broadcasting from Michigan, Mike explores an electric range of topics, including cryptocurrency, stock market trends, local dispensary products, and the French language. He discovers a “Ruth Vader Ginsburg” meme featuring the late Supreme Court Justice dragged in Darth Vader drag.
This is Mike George coming at you live from the lovely winter wonderland of Michigan. It is a beautiful, peaceful day in Monroe, and it is actually warm enough that I’m out here in a t-shirt.
The internet is holding steady, and the power lines haven't iced over, so a big thank you to the utility companies for that.
I’m currently preparing to "sap" on some top-shelf hybrid cannabis from a local dispensary called Strongest Meds. Now, I’ve smoked plenty of top-shelf weed in Portland, Oregon, so I’ll be the judge of how this Michigan product compares.
I’m trying to decide on a playlist: do we want a Sativa kick or an Indica trip? I usually love The Weeknd, but he plays way too much depressing breakup music, and I’ve had enough of that lately.
En Francais
(Greeting viewers)
Hi Anthony, David, Craig, and Eric Fudge! Since the Montreal boys are online, I might have to switch to exclusively French mode and pretend we’re in Quebec.
Je vieux un the, s’il vous plait?
If you’re watching me smoke weed on a Friday afternoon, we should probably debate who is actually being more productive here — me or the audience.
David, you cryptocurrency guys are the bane of my existence regarding financial wealth. I sold my Robin Hood stocks months ago, but I’m a "blue-chip" guy — I like the old, boring utility stocks. Tech stocks like Apple and Google are sexy, but they are expensive as fuck right now; I can maybe afford a tenth of a share.
(Annoyed) Facebook keeps bitching and censoring my video because of copyrighted music. Fuck your copyrights!
Puppy Play
I’m going to play some random, non-copyrighted stuff instead, like Yelle. Her song "Je vieux un chien" is a sexy song about a guy who might be a dog — it’s basically a song about puppy play.
(Using his bong)
I’m using this ghetto contraption for the bong, and it requires both hands — as my mama taught me, the best ones always do.
Consider this thirdhand smoking through the camera. And don't worry, that’s a smoker’s cough, not a COVID cough - so Joe Biden, you don't need to worry about my mask here!
I’m dressed in all black, looking like a modern dancer.
Modern dance is really just percussive, harsh movements and sharp angles. It’s like modernist architecture — it looks like shit until you realize there is a "geometric significance" to it.
Ruth Vader Ginsburg
Wait, David, did you just say "Ruth Vader Ginsburg" - is that a “Darth Vader” version of RBG?
I’m going to Google this... oh my god, it is a real thing! Someone’s already made an image of Justice Vader Ginsburg with a gavel!
I’m going to make a whole dragqueen number out of this. Get me a microphone, a Supreme Court robe, a wig, and a Darth Vader outfit -
I’m not quite at “dragqueen” status yet because it's expensive, but yens better get ready!
Alright, the conversation is hitting a lull, and my phone is very unhappy. I’m tired of hearing about Elon Musk and Trump, and it’s 15:00, so I’ve got shit to do before the day is over. Until next time, take care of yourselves and each other.
TTFN!
