Package Reveal

Mike revels in the excitement of opening a package he'd forgotten that he ordered.

It’s Mike George again, coming to you from Crimson House in Alexandria, Louisiana. I know this is my third livestream in an hour, but I promise this one has a purpose — and I’ll try to keep it short!

I just got an Amazon package in the mail, and it feels a little bit like a mini-Christmas for myself. Honestly, I actually forgot what’s in here, so we’re going to find out together.

First, let me fix my hat. My hair actually looks cute today, so I’ve got to take advantage of that for the fifteen minutes it’ll stay intact.

Now, in the spirit of receiving a mystery package, I need to find the right music. I’m scrolling through my 'Games and Consequences' playlist... looking for a classic feelgood song. Let’s go with some Jungle.

(Music plays)

Alright, let's get to it. I’ve already done the wise thing and pre-opened the box to avoid any fumbles on camera, but I still need to be a little delicate with the scissors. Remember kids, always cut, pushing away from your body!

• Open the package...

  Oh yes! Oh my God, yes, It’s Uberlube!

  This stuff is amazing. If you know me, you know I love this stuff—and if you're lucky, I may have even used it during one of our occasions. I just ran out, and it’s honestly hard to go back to regular drugstore brands after using this. It's not about being bougie; this stuff is life-changing. I should honestly get them to sponsor me\!

  One pro-tip: do NOT get this on a wood floor. It’s silicone-based and makes surfaces extremely slippery. The label even warns that it stays slippery until you wash it with soap and water, so be careful.

  It was a fun little package reveal, and I’m glad I could introduce you to the wonders of Uberlube. Use it responsibly, take care of each other — maybe even use it to take care of each other this Valentine's Day.

This is Mike George at Crimson House. Take care of yourselves, and take care of each other!