On Deck at The Eagle

Mike enjoys a beer and some tomfoolery on the patio of Eagle PDX, chatting with nearby patrons and soliciting the audience to help “choose his adventure” by suggesting who he should vie to swoon.

This is Mike George. I don't think anybody's actually listening right now, but we’re at the beginning of the hour. I’m coming at you live from—I don’t know where the fuck we’re at—we’re at Eagle PDX. It would be hilarious if somebody decided to have sex on air, or maybe just show their junk; kids aren't shy these days, though I don’t show mine without consent.

Now it’s starting to rain, so we have a weather update for the agenda. I’ll allow you some time to chime in with comments or suggestions.

Welcome, Rashad! You want to go on camera? No? They always decline the live invitations. We have Zach over there smoking his fourth cigarette of the afternoon, not that I'm counting.

It’s a lovely afternoon, but it’ll be lovelier once I get this umbrella deployed without breaking anything.

Antonio, happy birthday this weekend!

Okay, safety moment: the chair I’m standing on is stable. I’m trying to find the hole for the pin, but I don’t see it.

(Don approaches to assist Mike with the umbrella)

Oh, you do know where the hole is? Maybe you should be the **top** here and stick the pin in. I appreciate your help; what’s your name?

Don:
I’m Don.

Mike:
Are you an Eagle staff member? Thank you, Don! That was Don, everybody.

Now, we have a special assignment at Eagle PDX: to get some dick. I want this to be an interactive experience, so the audience can make suggestions on whose dick we should go for. Otherwise, it’s just me drinking beer on air with no consequence.

Let’s take a look at the lay of the land and the boys over yonder. I encourage you to support Eagle PDX; they are a great establishment and don’t make me sit 6 feet away from cute boys like Scandals does.

Mike: (to Phipe)
You’re at the 8-o'clock position. We have a question from James in Ohio: "Suck or sit on?"

Phipe:
Suck.

**Mike George:** Eight o'clock says suck! Phipe, what’s your **favorite meal** of the day to have after a good fucking?

**Phipe:** Dinner.

**Mike George:** So you have sex at 4:00 PM, and then he cleans up and **cooks for you**? A boy that cooks for you is a keeper. I cook damn well, too—Asian and Italian are my favorites. I’m a **spicy guy**; do you like spicy food?

**Phipe:** No, I don’t like it.

**Mike George:** How are you a brown guy that doesn't like spicy food? I automatically assume Latino boys like spicy, but there are **exceptions to every label**. I love labels, though; they make it easier to sort people and know who to sleep with. But you have to be open-minded enough to know who might not be your type but is a good fuck anyway.

**Mike George:** The rain is a bit inconvenient, but my **relationship with the Lord** is pretty damn good right now; He’s brought us cute boys to fawn over.

**Mike George:** Have you ever sucked a man's **nipple that contained milk**?

**Phipe:** No, never.

**Mike George:** Neither have I, but I've heard they're out there. That’s gross. Do you **like cum**?

**Phipe:** Not really.

**Mike George:** Not a cum guy? What if it’s on your **chest**?

**Phipe:** Yeah, that’s okay. In the hole, too.

**Mike George:** In the hole? That seems a bit **unsafe**, but everything is a bit unsafe; hence the adventure. I’m a **safe sex Nazi**, but I still enjoy a bit of cum on my chest.

**Mike George:** [Looking at the crowd] There is some good wholesome fun in the background—a beautiful **shaving ass**. I don't need to burn down your asshole; I want **lush natural growth** around that hole. A trip through the woods, as they call it. I bet Winnie the Pooh was a big old bottom and Piglet was the top.

**Mike George:** We have new people watching because this is a **public post**. Maybe **Barack Obama** is watching via the NSA, or **Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s** spirit.

**Mike George:** I’m going to get a drink and sit down. I’m not recording you, just me, but we can hear your voice. **Facebook** won't shut down your account for sensual content; they depend on people posting.

**Mike George:** Our country is in trouble, but here we are having a good time. I'm hoping to get a **dickpick** out of this eventually. It is **5:52 PM**, and I’m at Eagle PDX until **10 o’clock tonight**. If you're in Portland and you want some ass, come join the fun! You can also support the broadcast at **poppy.com**.