Studios After Dark

Mike facilitates a casual gathering, providing a personal update on his work and domestic life, and interacting with viewers in conversation.

Hi, this is Mike George coming at you live from Portland, Oregon, at the Crimson Rouge Studios. It’s been a lovely evening here, but I have a few updates. I’ve got some job leads; I’m technically still in an employment position with PGE, but negotiations have gone awry because people aren't playing their parts, so I’m clearing that out right now.

Hi, Jeffrey! Welcome to the show. I’ve got some jams going, and the boyfriend is here. Oh god, I look like shit. I have a zit on my nose, probably from doing too much cocaine, but that’s okay. That’s what the mask is for; you can hide all your dirty business, like all the ass you've been eating. I recommend taking the mask off before you eat any big, plump, juicy ass, though. I love eating ass; that’s why I have this zit.

Just to remind everybody, this is a fundraising gimmick. Go to the website — it’s pop-ee.com. Jeff, you know the website, dear? Just call you "Jeff"? Okay, Jeff baby, I’m so used to calling everyone by their long names. We’re having a good time here watching Mommie Dearest, just having a kiki. Look at this scene — Christopher is getting up out of the buckles because Mommie’s having a breakdown. It’s a nice night for some cathartic anger to come out.

Jeff: (via comments)
You’re so sweet... Damn right, you’re sexy.

Mike:
Thank you, Jeff! I'm glad you adore me despite the zit. Oh, hi Deanna! Welcome to the show. You’re lucky I have a filter effect on; I’m starting to blush. I’m going to smoke some weed now, as I like to do on the show. I don’t know what this filter is supposed to do — are we in hell? Let’s find something more queer-friendly.

So, Jeff is gay, 26, loves to sing, and is a digital art tech nerd. I’m a bit of a tech nerd too—or at least I play one on TV. Jeff, what do you see happening in digital art tech ten years from now? Is the internet or Donald Trump going to change everything?

You do poppers but not weed? I have poppers too. I don't recommend them for the children, but they’re probably less addictive than weed. Personally, I’m addicted to dick.

Listen, it’s about imagination, darling. A lot of people in Portland don’t have it anymore. Us queers are losing our sparkle, Jeff. Keep your sparkle alive, honey! And if you do drugs, do them with me so Daddy can show you the right ones to take. Actually, call me Captain Mike; that sounds better than Daddy Mike.

Wait, where’s my lighter? It’s in my pocket. I’ve got one hand in my pocket and the other is opening the door for my boyfriend.

Boyfriend: (off-camera)
Is he behaving himself?

Mike:
I don’t know, he’s calling me "Daddy". If I’m Daddy, what does that make you? Mommy or Grandpa? Ain’t nobody got time for that!